I’m slowly clearing my backlog of techie posts but everyone who is visiting the blog at the moment is after Alan Davies (he lives near where I work, his wife is very thin). According to the Evening Standard he was “tired and emotional” (usually a euphemism for being coked up) and bit a beggar. “Man bites tramp”, tabloid gold.

Glad I’m just snide about him in a blog rather than mixing up his character and real name and getting a trip to A&E as a reward.