Television

Kirsty Allsop located in alternative universe

Kirsty Allsop, property matron, contributed a unintentionally hilarious moment to the otherwise tedious ING Direct newsletter I receive solely because they want me to take out a mortgage with them. During a self-serving rant about HIPS Kirsty charmingly declared in an outraged tone that the government would never dare interfere with professions such as teaching or doctors as they have so shamelessly interfered with property “professions”.

Presumably she would also be in favour of nationalising estate agents to ensure that their independence would never again be so threatened.

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The Return of the Master

Last night’s Doctor Who? Awesome. The return of the Master played by Derek Jacobi and John Simm was incredibly exciting and sinister. I am delighted at having one of the classic Who villains return and if there has to be another Timelord then this was the one it should have been. The casting of John Simm is absolutely perfect and this season looks like it is going to have a blowout ending.

By a strange coincidence I also limped to the end of the Life on Mars Season 2 DVD after missing the last couple of episodes when they were broadcast and then failing to make enough time to watch the boxed set until recently. I agree with everyone else in the world: Life On Mars has a good ending followed by a really bad one. Switch off after the fade out.

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Shipwrecked

I may be over Big Brother now but unfortunately my love of Time Team’s brand of non-event TV programming (not strictly true but it is certainly one of the least eventful programmes to go through so many series) has resulted in me coming across Shipwrecked. Two teams, each on separate islands do reality TV “surivival” while trying to attract recruits to their island with the winners being the island with the most occupants.

Now I have a new crap TV addiction because the series has just hit the point where faction and dissent has started to appear. It only takes a group of eight to fall apart apparently, four and five and you are too dependent on one another to get the job done.

It’s that weird mix of grotesquerie and insight that makes reality TV work.

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Excellent Telly

Bit of a great telly weekend, Green Wing finally seemed to find its feet on the script front and avoid relying on its cast to make the laughs. There is still a lot of reliance being placed on Mark Heap but it is getting back to being more of an ensemble piece with the key gags being the backchat and banter. On the other hand the car in the office was fantastically surreal.

The West Wing is just great in its final season. It is probably the only decent drama about politics on at the moment. This season it has managed to broaden its horizons by featuring a Presidential election race between two centre ground canididates. I think any program that allows its characters to have both ethics, ambitions and ideologies is to be praised but more so because it dares to challenge the lazy cliches about politicians all being the same and being corrupt.

The West Wing has nasty party politics on both sides of the political divide and is all the better for its honesty. Democracy has a nasty way of giving the voters the leaders they deserve rather than the leaders they need and this show is brave in holding a mirror to the ugliness of the voter.

And on the subject of American shows, what the hell happened to Without a Trace. They seem to have found some money to pay for decent actors outside the regular cast and seem to told the writers to stop writing formulaic crap and do what they want. The most recent episode, told (ER style) from the point of view of the family missing their child was actually clever enough to say what the viewers already know. That all American TV cops are arbitary, patriarchal bastards who are to be avoided at all costs. Bravo!

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The Return of the Cybermen

Cybermen rock! But Cybermen with big budgets rock hard! I was too young to see the original Cybermen shows but as a child they were my favourite novelisations of the series (along with the UNIT shows). The novelisation of the very first Cybermen appearance is great and I can remember bits of it even now. The themes of transformation, man-machine and the quest for eternal life are more relevant now than they were in the Sixties. After all just this week we've been debating the ethics of selecting embryos for cancer genes.

This show wasn't that deep but it is just Part One of a two parter (with a proper cliffhanger ending) and it was well-written with more for Mickey to do than normal. Styling wise though I love the new Cybermen look and for once the show hasn't had to improvise with domestic junk sprayed silver.

I also liked the way that the Cybermen were proper Dr. Who monsters in that they intrude into your life. They look alien and yet, unlike CGI, they look like something that really could appear in your house or on your street. There was also proper attention to detail such as making sure they were taller than the humans and getting the coordinated machine movement right. It's great stuff!

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Time Team

The Taxman's Tavern episode broke a golden rule of Time Team. It is meant to be like cricket, interesting in a quiet way with not much happening. Indeed the final scene is usually meant to be a desperately optimistic summarising of a few bits of pottery and wild speculation.

This episode just didn't play ball, there was just too much interesting stuff going on.

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